Brandon Callender drove through the state of Maryland and pumped caffeine through his veins at 4:00am to bring you this weekâs best new music.
CRIMEAPPLE â YDFWC? 2
A few months back, a friend sent me Crimeappleâs âGamblerâs Fallacy,â a song that teeters the line between an impassioned rant and a horny daydream. âFor my next record, Iâd like to read a tweet that just tickled me pink,â he opens the song, âThe tweet reads: âThe least believable narrative in hip-hop is that Crimeapple is pulling chicks like that.ââ After a quick laugh, the Hackensack, New Jersey rapper takes to the mic to dismiss any notion that he doesnât have game with a well-needed update of âGirls, Girls, Girls,â bringing in his own self-deprecating sense of humor and leaving behind the songâs terribly aged bars about women from around the world. Itâs the best possible introduction to a rapper like Crimeapple, who can be as warm and affable as a drinking buddy in one line, and holding a razor blade against your neck in the very next.
YDFWC? 2, his latest project, is set on maintaining that balance. At any given moment, youâll catch him bragging about moving to a spot where his only neighbors are caribou or expressing how disappointed he is that some plugs havenât quite yet mastered customer service. The smoky Brown13-produced âGinko Bilobaâ features some of the tapeâs most agile rapping as he hurdles over the sparkly piano vamps and buzzing horns. On âPromethium,â he meets his absurdist match in Charlotteâs Lord Jah-Monte Ogbon, rapping about making 20 bands in his pajamas and running on the treadmill for two hours. The âprove yourselfâ energy from YDFWC? still lingers on its sequelâthe run of âGinko Bilobaâ to âMDE2NWK,â where he raps about being disappointed by other rappers and finally making it captures this feeling the mostâbut it doesnât keep him from the lighthearted and outlandish humor heâs known for for too long.
Big Yaya x Big Baby â âDreaming of Youâ
Spend enough time subscribed to WOODHULL AVE and eventually youâll be holding your head in your hands, asking a Higher Power of your choice: Who told them that they should sample this? But when you hear Shawny Bin Laden get one of his trusted producers to throw some drill drum patterns on top of âBonnie & Shyneâ or the Legend of Zelda OST cuts there isnât much they can do to help you. Itâs all worth it when they come with a song like Big Yaya and Big Babyâs âDreaming of You.â Over the buttery sample, Big Yaya slips into the same sleepy, rosy-eyed flow from last yearâs stand out loosie â#FAiTH.â âThis rap shit, I gotta take it to the top/I can make it anywhere, I made it off the block,â Yaya raps. The YTB crew rarely gets this sentimental, but it always results in some of their best music.
A$AP Ant & LordFubu â âFuturistic Diamondsâ (feat. Baby 9eno)
A$AP Ant and LordFubu have the kind of chemistry any rapper-producer duo would kill for. Together, theyâve created a brand of hazy and luxurious, punched in lifestyle raps thatâve made him the most interesting member of A$AP Mob. Over a beat that sounds like it was ripped from Metroid Prime, Ant and Baby 9enoâs raps on âFuturistic Diamondsâ feel otherworldly. âWalk in the room and my diamonds gonâ splash/Cut off the lights âcause I donât need a flash,â 9eno raps under his breath. Ant and 9eno are constantly switching off, trying to one-up the other with an unbeatable flex. They make shopping sound exhausting.
harvey_dug â âlaborâ
Harvey_dugâs nostalgia-tinged raps work through the tangled knots of grief in search of enlightenment. The romantic, twinkling keys and sweeping strings of âlaborâ make me want to lie in bed and get lost in my own head. âGet me out this mental hell, Iâm feeling like a carcass in my former self/Working like Iâm on a belt, a cog in a machine that melts,â he raps. Even with its moments of heaviness, âlaborâ remains featherlight as he raps about self-improvement and his grandmother watching over him. Itâs the kind of sigh of relief everyone needs once in a while.
DaeMoney â âRIP Techâ
DaeMoney might sound like heâs seconds away from falling asleep, but his eye for detail lets you know that heâs always certain of whatâs going on. The barrelling forward momentum of âRIP Tech,â a standout from his latest mixtape Rockstar Lifestyle, turns his normally deep-cutting disses into quick lashes delivered back to back. âI ainât really trippin on the Act, RIP Tech/High school, all I wanted was a big sack/Leave a nigga hurt, he canât get his bitch back,â he says in a sing-songy tone, as if he were reciting a menacing nursery rhyme. You can hear the smirk behind all of DaeMoneyâs grim punchlines.