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Justin Bieber is pivoting back to R&B, and he’s choosing to celebrate by consuming every possible item found within the USDA Food Pyramid. In the video for his new single Yummy, a pink-haired Biebs croons about his wife, Hailey Bieber, while eating everything from gelatin molds to lobsters to lo mein mixed with gumballs — declarations of love we can only hope are pure and not, uh, laced with Hannibal Lecter undertones. (“Yeah, you got that yummy-yum / That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy.”) Also, all those cheese sandwiches are giving us major Fyre Festival nightmare flashbacks.

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