Lil Durk has lived a charmed life.

While a lot of his fellow Chiraqers are locked or up worse, Durk is touring around and making hit records.

FBG Butta has a theory on why this is.

In fact, he has a couple.

“Ain’t no way in hell that man’s name got brought up in all these federal indictments and all these federal cases.  I’m nobody.  And people came and snatched me because my name got brought up. His sh*t got brought up way more than mine,” he explained. “And he got some money too. He’s the feds, gang,” he said while chatting with DJ Vlad.

In addition to being a fed, Butta believes Durk’s membership in a certain secret society is also keeping him safe.

When Vlad brought up all the people around Durk who have died, like King Von and his brother, Butta dropped his second theory.

“Sounds like Illuminati sacrifices,” he said.

Should Smurk use his Illuminati powers and fed protection to strike back at Butta for this loose talk?


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